1. Hey, It’s my turn to sit in the front pew.

2. I was so entralled, I never noticed the sermon ran 25 minutes long.

3. Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable.

4. I’ve decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.

5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the junior high Sunday school class.

6. I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before.

7. Since we’re all here, let’s start the service early.

8. Pastor, we’d like to send you to a Bible seminar in the Bahamas.

9. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign.

10. I coudn’t find a parking space. Praise God!