I want to start off with my favorite story of the week . . . Three boys were bragging about their fathers. “My dad can shoot an arrow and reach
MOM WINS! My son came home from school one day, With a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough,
—CC— Quote of the Week…“Financially I’m set for life. Provided I die next Wednesday.” —CC— Common courtesy is not very common any more. Good manners are more rare than ever.
Quote of the Week….“It is better to look where you are going, than to see where you have been.” —CC— Some of the more interesting news items I ran across
Quote of the week…. “The universe is made of protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.” —CC—Recently two of my friends have indicated they are planning to retire in the near future.
—CC— Quote of the Week… ..“I need to re-home a dog. It’s a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you’re interested, let me know and I’ll jump
—CC— Quote of the Week: “School days can be the happiest days of your life…..if your kids are old enough to attend.” —CC— When anything written by Phillip Gulley crosses
Roy Rogers — “Yellow Toes of Texas” (formerly “Yellow Rose of Texas”) The Comets — “Nap Around the Clock” (formerly “Rock Around the Clock”) —CC— Speaking of “baby boomers”, how
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