“What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?” “Squash casserole.”

“What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?” “The casse-role.”

“What’s Frankenstein’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?” “Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.”

“What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?” “Peach gobbler!”

“Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?” “It had 24 carrots.”

“What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?” “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”

“Why did the cranberries turn red?” “Because they saw the turkey dressing.”

“You know you overdid it on Thanksgiving when you cut yourself shaving and you bleed gravy.”

“What sound does a turkey’s phone make?” “Wing-wing-wing.”

“What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?” “Quack, Quack!”

“Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?” “He sensed fowl play.”

“What key has legs and can’t open a door?” “A tur-key.”

“Why did they let the turkey join the band?” “Because he had his own drumsticks.”