SUNDAY SATIRE 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman, too.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man… woman... person... asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The Muslim across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.

8:40 - The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from the ABC station shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - Now I’m on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.

9:29 – Far left protesters offended by everything, marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.

9:45 – The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.

10:00 – I’m having a crown royal martini because all I wanted to do was build a snowman… Moral: There ain’t no moral to this story. It is what the world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes. —CC— Two of my favorite stories this week are… Pay No Mind to the Diesel Behind Your EV Charging Station In order to save the planet, you must switch to driving an electric car. And in order to drive your electric car, you must rely on diesel. The largest charging station in the world sits in Coalinga, California. The Harris Ranch Tesla Supercharger station contains 98 charging bays that can charge your Tesla up to 80% in 20 minutes. While Tesla CEO Elon Musk said back in 2017 that all of the company’s superchargers were being converted to solar energy, the Coalinga station is simply too large to run on anything other than the diesel generators that sit behind a nearby Shell station.

Yeah, it is an outrageous thing to think about. Your electric car is being powered by evil, dirty diesel? What’s next? Are electric car batteries produced through a process that pollutes air and water and further destroy the environment? Oh, they are? Well, how about that? And so goes the never-ending hypocrisy of climate change doomers and their “solutions.” You must switch to more expensive, less reliable cars for your everyday commute in order to save the planet, but that massive transition far outpaces the capabilities of “clean” solar and wind. Big, bad, “dirty” energy must come to the rescue to keep your climate-saving electric vehicle rolling.

That is how the climate change charade goes. California’s grid cannot operate without nuclear or natural gas, which is why the state is reversing its policies to keep those forms of energy in use. Your electric car cannot function without electricity being provided by dirty energy sources or batteries provided by lithium mining. And the climate cult cannot keep operating without hiding just how much their “clean” energy plans rely on the “dirty” energy they want to destroy. It’s a fun little game, all made possible by those fossil fuels you have heard so much about.

Secondly… There’s No Such Thing as Free Parking in Biden’s America More than two dozen buses dropped hundreds of immigrants off in the parking lot of the Sam’s Club near Denver’s Central Park one December morning, and the only person there to greet them was Greg Lenora, a security guard hired by Sam’s Club to protect the parking area.

“One thing I can say is they are really, really polite,” Lenora told a local television station of the city’s unannounced guests. “They are not saying anything malicious or angry. They are just here to get money.”

City officials said the arrival of immigrants was news to them. Neither the federal government nor any state nor the nonprofit organization that paid for the buses to transport the immigrants gave the city any indication they were coming. Hence Lenora being the only one on hand to greet them.

As polite as this batch of immigrants may have been, however, Lenora’s presence in the parking lot that morning suggests that previous waves weren’t as well behaved. Lenora said Sam’s Club had hired his employer to guard the parking lot because some customers were reporting that they were getting charged to park in the parking lot and that if they didn’t pay, they couldn’t park.

Before President Joe Biden’s border crisis, parking in the Sam’s Club parking lot had always been free for customers. But now immigrants were harassing customers who just wanted to shop. “Some had spray bottles and paper towels to wipe down windshields,” Lenora told local news. “Others were helping customers to their car, trying to load whatever, and afterwards, they asked for money.”

The city of Denver is paying to house more than 4,000 immigrants, and that number is expected to increase as a migrant encampment near Zuni Street and West 27th Avenue is set to be liquidated soon.

“It’s not human,” Jon Ewing of Denver Human Services said. “It’s not in the best interest of the people staying there. It’s going to be cold this week. Let’s get a roof over their heads. It will also make it easier for us to work with them and get them a better solution.”

Denver has housed more than 35,000 immigrants since the Biden border crisis began, spending more than $36 million. The city pays each family’s first month’s rent, the security deposit, and security fees. The city will also pay for up to three months of rent, but after that, the immigrants are expected to come up with the money on their own.

“They should have federal dollars to help support them in the cities they arrive in,” Denver’s Democratic Mayor Mike Johnston told CNN. “We should have a coordinated national plan for where these folks arrive.”

Nope. Sorry, Johnston. No federal dollars should be given to cities to bail out Biden’s border crisis. We do need a national plan, though. But not to coordinate where illegal immigrants go. What we need is a coordinated national plan to stop releasing illegal immigrants into the country. Only then will more stop coming. —CC— Have you ever wondered why men are not as depressed as women? One of our readers believes he has the answer and he recently shared it with us.

Men are just happier people. What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never get pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth and you know how to change a tire. The world is your urinal and you never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress-$5000. Tux rental-$100. People don’t stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are wrapped up in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one carry-on bag. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $7.99 for a three-pack. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. And that’s optional.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.